
little floatin transparent rufioh
why is this whole website suddenly obsessed w/ cotton eyed joe
Yeah like where did it come from where did it go
[cut for rape apologist bullshit]
i’m going to break down your post sentence by sentence and actually explain to you why you’re so, so, so wrong
Men are raped too. Men are stalked too. Men are assaulted too.
yes!!!!!! nobody is saying they…
Oh my god someone has literally erased John from everything in whatpumpkin
I am not fucking kidding
WHY
I’m unsure if this is widely accepted or actually forgotten or anything at all really, but during Scratch’s story takeover, he says that John is going to die.
“And while I can’t give you my assurance, I’m reasonably convinced of this much. When the Hero of Breath dies for good, it won’t be as a scoundrel.”
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“…it won’t be as a scoundrel.”
Since he’s God Tier he can only die a just and heroic death. John’s going to die saving someone.*wheezes*
maybe he already did and we missed it in the four minutes that got cut short.

I’ve received a number of rude messages accusing me of stealing that Uggs post from Imgur/Reddit/Wherever. I think it’s so silly and WHO REALLY CARES, but I’m gonna prove that it’s mine.
Pictured is the original image.
Here is a picture of my back porch sans Uggs.
Here is a picture of my back porch with an apple pie on it.
Have a nice day.
This is my favorite internet phenomenon. I make something. It gets posted on reddit. Someone from reddit sees it on my site. They send me an angry message informing me I stole it from reddit.
One time it was actually a picture of me.
Yes, I stole a picture of myself from reddit. You caught me.